The Usain Bolt Of Dying

mckitterick:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

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and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

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but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

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so anyways. who up for a girl gang

more about the Sukeban girl gangs: X

humoristics:
“Trends that made a comeback
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humoristics:

Trends that made a comeback

officialyoda:
“ positive-memes:
“It’s not really a meme but this is just so wholesome
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swans can be gay
”

officialyoda:

positive-memes:

It’s not really a meme but this is just so wholesome

swans can be gay

toastoat:
“This is a baby asking this to other babies
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toastoat:

This is a baby asking this to other babies

(Source: 1892)

approach:

doctor: sir, i’m sorry. the results are in and i’m afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what’s updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital’s intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

slumbermancer:
“now THIS pic… this one makes me go “oh hell YEAH babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ”

slumbermancer:

now THIS pic… this one makes me go “oh hell YEAH babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(Source: professionalgoodgirlfacility)

fakehistory:
“The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
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fakehistory:

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)